Dear Diary,

Since you have magical mystical marvolous powers, I would greatly appreciate it if you would tell life to stop bitch slapping me. Its starting to hurt.

At first I was the classic pessamist, the glass is always half empty, etc. Then my mother told me to have a good attitute towards things and I officially became an optimist

I have been an optimist for quite time, every time life decided to have a "smackdown" I would just laugh and sigh. Life is quite intricate and witty eh? It seems as if when I finally decide something it must change it as to say:

"*Fluck No."

Its Brilliant !

I still find it interesting, to see what life thinks of next to ruin, but tell it to lay off for a while. Because honestly its starting to hurt.

I think my cheek is starting to redden from the slaps...

So. yeah.

Oh and my day was pretty boring.



BUT

I found a cool quote!

" Sing to me Muse and through me tell a story"

-Homer

Pretty inspiring eh?

Sincerley your ultimate biggest fAn

-Leslie

*this was originally said by Karuri and Co.